You almost certainly won’t hear them muse about real and fake tits. In fact, they’re “breasts” and NOT tits, norgs, hooters, jumper footies or any other variation.

You wouldn’t want to take a non girly girl out to a club for fear that she might actually buy YOU a drink and actually dance because the music has got her hotter than a furnace.

She doesn’t wear make up because her girly girl sisters keep bitching about how mineral make up makes them break out in pimples.

The last time she wore a dress, you could grab those love handles and ride her (in a non vulgar way) down a highway.

She loves the way guys think and would defend any bloke mate of hers to the death if some girl hurt him.

She’s had her heart broken one too many times. She loves spoiling any guy she does happen to get close to. She’s shed enough tears and thinks it might be time to become a girly girl because from past experience, geekgirls always come last.